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Toots and grievances

 At bedtime every night, we now have to listen to Cormac go through a stream-of-consciousness rant of everything in his head before he can sleep. It takes some time.  Some of last night’s deeper musings: “Toots come out my butt and go in my underwear. Toots start in my belly and come out my butt. I was in mommy’s belly. Toots come out your eyes.” I do not know where he gets his info. We try to just nod but we did have to jump in and let him know toots do not come out your eyes and remind him that he doesn’t wear underwear yet.

Wenches

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Mac casually tosses me “Over In the Meadow” to read during snack. I give him the “what the hell?” look. Miah: “Yeah! Read it, wench” Mac: “Read it, wench!” Me: 🤦‍♀️

Who's your daddy

My new favorite thing about quarantine is Mac calling daddy “Miah” when he wants to annoy him. This kid.