Mac Chats

“Stop touching me. I’m fragile”

According to Mac, pockets on your bum are stupid. So. Wear them backwards. Problem solved. 

What to do on a snow day when your kid doesn’t love snow? The floor is water, of course.  Mac: “Mom! Are you done working?” Me: No! But what’s all this? Mac: The floor is water. I built this bridge. You need to sneak! I sneak across the bridge and come across an island all alone.  Me: Can I hop onto that island? Mac: No, mom. That’s the Beatles. Don’t step on the Beatles.