Camel Skills
To my child who has not peed since 7pm last night at 10am this morning: “If you keep asking me, I will never pee again”
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Threenager
So tonight’s wisdom. Pointing at us. “You are not my friend. And you are not my friend. You’re only my parents. Declan’s my FRIEND.” Parental acknowledgement achieved.
Doorknobs
Cormac frustrated at the door: “The door won’t fucking open” Me: Please apologize for using that language. Cormac: (to doorknob) “I’m sorry I said fucking. I was frustrated” Cormac (speaking as doorknob in a tiny voice): “That’s ok, Cormac. I don’t mind the language”. I. Give. Up.
Let me tell you about my mom
Between all the cooking and fireside lounging, it’s amazing I get anything done.