Names
Mom! I’m going to draw your name. Ready?
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Drive time
(On our way to school. Miah gets in the driver seat. I sit shotgun) Mac: Guys. Switch. Mom can drive and dad can be the passenger. (We shrug and switch seats) Mac: Ok. Now mom can drive fast. 😂🤣
Treats
Me: Did you like the amusement park and hotel?! Mac: Yeah! It’s a treat for little boys who don’t say “fuck” True.
Origin Story
“You and dad made my body. You made me nipples, a beebo, and a penis. Thanks!” You are most welcome, son.