Trimming the tree
Mac: “Let’s hang this one. It’s cute! Me: Hmmm. Do we know him? Mac: It’s dear Cormac. It’s from when I was a little baby. 🤣😂 Tree trimming. Ornament one.
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Cover me
I come home from my walk to shouting in the house. It is the “boys” running top speed being Storm Troopers shouting “pew pew” as they “pew” (shoot) their “pew-pews” (blasters). Miah: Mac, you go on in. Mac: They’ll get me! Miah: I’ll cover you. Mac: No thank you. I don’t want a costume on.
Occupations
Cormac: Let me check your spine with my sensor. Me: 🤨 Ok... (Rubs the drone remote all over my back) Me: How am I doing, doc? Cormac: Oh, I’m not a doctor. I’m your barber. Me: Good god. 🤣😂
Blondie and Bribes
Mac: Can I have a mint? (Altoid) Me: When I stop the car, sure. Mac: (singing from the backseat) One way or another I’m gonna mintcha, I’m gonna mintcha mintcha mintcha mintcha. 🤦♀️
Spoiler Alert
New Hope and Empire done. Today is Jedi. Mac’s reaction to the big reveal: What?! Darth VADER is Luke’s DADDY? 🤯 Well, when you put it like that I guess it is a bit shocking isn’t it? 🤨
Stream of consciousness
Pickup car ride rants with Professor Littleboy/His Royal Muchness. “Hi! I ate all my food today. I am happy to go home. I love you. I love you mom. Daddy, you brought me a water! Oh! The moon! It’s small. You could pick it up. But it’s too high to reach it. Firemen sing ‘Burning Down the House’. Can I watch a program? Corey Carson?” Phew.
Tell us how you really feel
Despite me having a potty mouth, we made it almost three years without a major swear. Until today. “Toothbrushes are fucking stupid”