Mac Chats

Me: what are those, Cormac? Mac: hookers.  Me: 😂🤣😂 Mac: you know. They hook on the tree. 

I can’t eat that. I’ll get a stummyache in my tummus. 

Our chat on the way home. Per Cormac; “I don’t want to die. I want other people to die first. Like Jesus Christ and Mr Rogers. “

Me: snags his fry and dips in it ketchup.  Mac: Mom! I’m not sharing fries. Just the pretzel.  Me: (places fry back in basket) Mac: (rolls eyes) Mom. Once you dip it, it’s YOURS.  Me: eats fry Mac: You stole that fry, you know.  #yeahwellimpayingso #macrules #dipit #mactivities