Fry Etiquette

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Me: snags his fry and dips in it ketchup. 
Mac: Mom! I’m not sharing fries. Just the pretzel. 
Me: (places fry back in basket)
Mac: (rolls eyes) Mom. Once you dip it, it’s YOURS. 
Me: eats fry
Mac: You stole that fry, you know. 
#yeahwellimpayingso #macrules #dipit #mactivities


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