Toddlers and vikings

I’ve never met a Viking before, but from what I’ve learned, toddler eating habits seem similar. 

There is shouting at the wench (mom), burping, throwing of napkins on the ground, loud and abrasive songs of victory, wiping hands on dogs as they run by, and enthusiastic beverage chugging along with general savagery. 

It’s like history is coming alive. In my dining room. Every night.