The Long Con

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Mac: there’s a rock in my car seat!
Me: I’ll dig it out when we get home. 
Mac: Nah. I’m gonna eat it!
Me: Oh no! Don’t eat it! It could hurt you!
Mac: I’m going to eat it!
Me: No! (Legit panicking)
Mac: Mom. It’s an Altoid. I hid it. It’s a big joke! It’s not really a rock. I’m kidding. 

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