Toddler Jokes

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It begins. 

Mac: Why does the mom have poop on her head?
Me: Gross! Wait. Are you telling me a joke?!
Mac: Yes! Why does the mom have poop on her head?
Me: I don’t know. Why?
Mac: Because she’s a bum. 

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